The Soviet united states of The United Soviet Satelite States is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 734 million United Soviet Satelite Statesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient United Soviet Satelite Statesian economy, worth 35.4 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,290 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Soviet Satelite States's national animal is the Soviet Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Soviet Satelite States is ranked 217,895^th in the world and 208^th in The League for Largest Populations, with 734 million capita.